not making no sense.'
how how how howz howl howlser dougie houwser how do you do it.
i'm begining to think question marks are a little uncouth. but what if i try to offer you an oreo online. oreo. necessary evil i suppose. hmm, i shouldn't talk about food...broke, fainting, nervous. about half an hour ago i watched a dragon steal oranges from a toddler, masticate, and then fling the remains towards the heavens...i had the high ground, so i had hope, but alas my altar remained empty. The dragon then stole a cabbage from an elderly woman...she didn't fight him and he wretched some remains to the ground in front of her. yesterday i had a thumbwar with a boy and he never even noticed. yesterday i watched a girls eyes and she shimmered her eyedentities...not a lie not the truth. yesterday i watched a woman spasm over her keyboard, i wanted to give her my tomatoes but her shawl scared me off. yesterday i laughed at a man who raged against a car he not yet met. the day before that i met a man who looked as though he took great pains in not giving up on me. i confessed to a girl that looked like maggie gyllenhal...she said 'there's a terror. a night terror. and if we don't hug every crest, thank every blade, then we would give our kingdoms for the sleep of good men.' i giggled and complimented her boyfriends gray hairs. if i could be honest with you don't you think that's what i'd be doing? (vulgar) well, time for linguistics.
timer for linguistics
tim to go
timid foal language
"am i hit and run"
conor






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~*Beautiful Lunatic*~
'i'd rather be working for a paycheck than trying to win the lottery/besides this time i think it's different, i really think you like me.'
i didn't really want to talk about love-i promise, do you believe? i meant to tell a joke, or fix an error. but when i walked in the room and we sat on the couch; round, ragged, and giving...i want to be round raw and giving...well we didn't plant our feet. We were transplanted, you see, hugging our thighs like beloveds we keep at a distance...an appreciative view. i introduced myself with pictures-here stands a tanned man and his long coat rolls like parchment-here is a girl-here is a girl-here is a girl who remembers every day the virtues of warm water and cold-behind that forearm is line- behind that line i keep my name-everywhere i go i see that line, i hear those words, and i remember my name. if you say those words the line, it itches, and i try not to flinch. BAM! we played thumb wars, and i never let you win...you break the biggest grins when i'm on top...and then fall off. we see-sawed on the cushions, holding eachothers wrists. i wondered if economy was anything like this. i'm glad you pulled up your carpet. When the music pours out onto thin wooden boards, i see it marching like mose's last plague. When the music marches, the sun shines a little whiter. When the music marches it's an army made of cats. Wadd'ya think of that? Well the swing felt like trees/ so i got up on my knees/ swayed like i had a disease/ rhymes make me dizzy. And half-standing there, i thought it might be nice...it might be nice...might be nice...be nice...well? Nice of you to break that line, we broke the wine glass, and i poured the red. My name spilled out like meloncholly Pollock, catching in my jeans. My pulse. I played it over the music marching on the floor...you could be my Krasner; i'll look back-i promise, can you believe? 'It works.' and you don't stammer...i throw my name against itself like a hammer. conai. arfor. aitco. the hammering of Achilleus' armour. "what immortal hand or eye/ dare frame thy fearful symmetry" The stars throw down. I woke up on your couch tied down by Delilah. I woke up on your couch, and i wondered who might be waiting for me.
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thought about adding some line about the atmosphere making the jalapenos seem like more...but i think the point comes across...also the man needed to be amused (i read some of this to him but it creeped him out). now comment.
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yes, i believe in love. yes, i'm a dreamer.
but i'm not alone, there are more of us than you suspect.
and we've got bombs.
truth and beauty bombs.
[link]
All the love my little heart can muster,
~*sao*~
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~*Beautiful Lunatic*~
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